Here's what someone things about Nigerians,but are they really correct information or basic assumptions?
Nigerians love arriving late to an occasion just because they feel others would arrive late too - AFRICAN TIME
Nigerians wear suit and tie & walk under very hot weather
More than 90% of the music CD's and cassettes in most Nigerian homes are illegal copies
Nigerians like to take away food from a party
Nigerians like talking all at the same time, they don't give each other a chance to state their views
Pot belly in Nigeria is not regarded as obesity but as being rich
Nigerians flash you with private number
Nigerians are very loud especially when they are talikng on the mobile phone
Nigerians wear sun glasses at night
Nigerians run in the rain even though they already wet
Nigerians keep used things
Nigerians keep old newspapers
Nigerians answer questions with questions
Nigerians love to drive the best cars even if they are starving at home and can't afford to eat
Nigerians always use 'o' at the end of everything
A Nigerian calls every elderly family friend uncle or aunty
Nigerians love shortcuts, they never want to follow the normal way of doing things, everything is always wanted asap (as soon as possible)
Nigerians won't come out to announce that they are gay
Some Nigerians will go to South AFrica for one week and come back with American or British accent
Nigerian parents like to sew uniformed outfits for u and ur siblings for special occasions
Nigerians throw parties and block the whole street because of it
Nigerians party away at someone's funeral, shouldn't they be mourning?
Nigerians like wearing asho ebi (wearing the same attire )during parties
Nigerians love to crush their chicken bones and fish bones
Nigerian eat their meat before or after eating their meal
Nigerian mums especially would force you to eat even if you weren't hungry or when ur sick
Nigerian homes always have a cane
Nigerians can quarell anytime, anywhere, anyday
The first thing a Nigerian will learn in another language is abuse
Nigerian parents always take the First positions in class when they were in school
Nigerian parents always compare their kids to their neighbours 'well behaved, excellent, intelligent, good mannered' kids
In nigerian movies, the sound track of the movie is playing R'n'b the actors and actresses are dancing makossa
Nigerians love to invite people to occassions they have been invited to
Nigerian mothers are always the head girl in school
while the fathers are always the school prefect
Nigerians play music very loud
Nigerians dont wait to be called by God before they set up their church in the garage
Nigerians smile to ur face and frown at ur back
If someone dies in Nigeria, they don't believe it is natural
they believe someone has done it
Nigerians borrow something from you and wait till u ask them before they return
Nigerian Mothers remind u they carry your pregnancy for nine months when u refuse to go on errands for them
Nigerians will tell u they're 'coming' while they're going
Nigerian couples like wearing 'uniform'
Nigerians see u awake in the morning and ask u" u don wake"
Nigerians will spend so much on someone's funeral when they could have given him/her half the money when he was alive
Nigerians have an extra name for every thing
Nigerians dey pretend say dem holy
Nigerians in Nigeria dont have to run for the bus, instead the bus run after them
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